ANTHEM AMARIUM

WHEN YOU LOSE SIGHT OF LIFE.
JUST HOLD ONTO YOUR DREAMS.
SECRETS MAKETH A BEING SO TRUE.
WHEN THE SKIN DEEP HAVE VANNISHED.

Cherry Divine 2012

Sunday, 1 July 2012

DEAR VICTOR MELDREW

Dear Victor Meldrew.

I know that you look like Superman's Grandad.  But I have another bone to pick with you as well.  Ya socks are too loud for the entire human race.  May I suggest you plug some headphones into your red socks.  That way, you could then turn them down, if the socks become too loud.

Yours Sincerly

The Tallest Man On Radio aka The Smallest Man On TV.


2 comments:

  1. A man that is very very angry. Just like The Furies.

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  2. Actually, it was called One Foot In The Algarve.
    It was a xmas special from 1993. At the start, Victor is dressed like superman. He was making a phonecall to complain to the travel agents.

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